So you call yourself a lover of all things child-friendly? And you're not Michael Jackson? Then I dare you to handle all of this! All of this! If you can deal with the randomness, the insanity, and the bad grammar, then I shall declare you sir(/madam) mightier than I!
I Has a Bucket
He has a bucket. How rocking mighty is that?
Oh noes! Someone stole his bucket! Form a mob!
Feed the Head
Can you beat it? Can joo make it breathe fire? Can you feed the fish? Can you viciously attack the little pink snake? I did. And it's a miracle I lived, too.
Pika. Pikapika chuu. Chu, pikachu. Chuuuuuu pikapika chu. Chu, pikaaaa!