Are you a twit?
Do you have a twitter? If so, you're awesome.
If not, you're behind times! Go and get one now!
Are you settled? Good.
Now, you need to be introduced to the Color Wars. Basically, you pick a team, enter some or all of their pointless little contests, and win stuff!
Now, you'll first need to pick a team. If you have any sense, you'll pick FF1CAE.
Why? It's hex code, for God's sakes! Why wouldn't you pick it?
Then, you get to do happy little things like write a Nerd Rap.
Now go, my minions! Together, we shall defeat all other teams!