Elementary, Dear Watson, Elementary!

So you call yourself a lover of all things child-friendly? And you're not Michael Jackson? Then I dare you to handle all of this! All of this! If you can deal with the randomness, the insanity, and the bad grammar, then I shall declare you sir(/madam) mightier than I!

I Has a Bucket
He has a bucket. How rocking mighty is that?
Oh noes! Someone stole his bucket! Form a mob!

Feed the Head
Can you beat it? Can joo make it breathe fire? Can you feed the fish? Can you viciously attack the little pink snake? I did. And it's a miracle I lived, too.

Pikachizer
Pika. Pikapika chuu. Chu, pikachu. Chuuuuuu pikapika chu. Chu, pikaaaa!

Elmo!

Blackle!

Blackle
Blackle. Heh. That's so much fun to say...
Anyways, it's supposedly a more environmentally friendly version of Google. The idea is that white text on a black backound uses less energy than black text on a white backround. The search engine is actually google, and all the search results are (supposedly) exactly the same. And you know what? That means this blog is more environmentally friendly than all of our white backround-ed counterparts. Can I get a "boo-yah"?
No? Oh, okay.

EDIT: Don't like Blackle? Try Ninja.com. It's an energy conserver and a deadly secret weapon! Hi-ya!

Wireless Thugz
So last time, I added a side note about Alltel sponsoring the "official man cave" website. Now, may I present to you...The Wireless Thugz! This is spawning into one of the greatest marketing ploys since the first arrival of the Geico cavemen. Which really wasn't that long ago....
Anyways, watch the music video, for it is officially the greatest thing my eyes have ever laid eyes on.

I gotzors a new MMORPG.

Wooh! Scon has gotten me Guild Wars! Now I have another game to be addicted to. Only scon will be able to pester and pester me about it. In more ways than one. Sounds like complete and utter fun. If you play Guild Wars, IGN is "Fullmetal Panda". Not that anyone would care.

On a lighter note, my birthday is in 4 days. Not that anyone would care. Again.

NEWay, the random blog post must come with a random youtube video(s). Next post I'll try to actually post something that people will care about.


Korean version of out beloved numa numa song.

NPR plays music?!

NPR plays music! No wai! Yep, you heard me right. I've been listening to it via the internet (npr.org), and have heard a number of bands I would not have otherwise discovered. Here are some favorites:

Phonograph
Download you must have: In Your Mind
I say: These guys call themselves a folk rock band. Although I think the sound is more folk than what we're used to in the age of the emos, it's definately got all of the soul of rock. I want to say it's...Nostalgic, almost?

Rebuilding the Rights of Statues
Download you must have: Hang the Police
I say: These guys are geniuses. They figured out how to have anti-establishment lyrics in a country like China. That says something, right there. Their sound is...Hard to describe. I want to say angsty, but that's not entirely accurate. The guys (and girl) make good music, either way.

One Ring Zero
Download you must have: International Astronomical Union
I say: These guys have a great sound. It's unique, catchy, and well executed. Cheers to them! (One of the band mates actually made an album full of songs specifically for Ice Cream Trucks. Makes me think of the old creep from Family Guy.)


And in other news, The Man Cave is the most ingenious marketing technique since...Well...A long time. I love Alice...She's adorably vicious.

That's Caveman Discrimination!

ABC Developing "Caveman"
I meant to post this ages ago, but better late than never, right? Right. Anyways...What the hell? I hate those commercials! Why are they turning it into a TV show to further encourage the statement "There's never anything good on"?!
Meh. It suxx0rrz if you ask me, but as long as I'm not being strapped to a chair, being forced to watch it, I think I'll be okay.
But that'll probably be next. Geico is after mind-control, after all.

Pachelbel Bedtime

If my dad could sing, this would've been him. But he can't, so it isn't.